My name is Frodo – he was an awesome hero from a book apparently, so I’m well-named- and I am 2 and a half. That’s nearly three you know! Mum rescued me as a kitten from SA Dog Rescue here in Adelaide. They rescue all kinds of animals, not just stupid dogs, that I wouldn’t bother with, but anyway……
So, I’m the youngest of all the fur-kids, and I’m definitely the cutest. How cute am I? Check out my photos! I mean seriously, look at me:
So, what can I tell you about myself?
Well, my favourite toys are the alphabet fridge magnets that mum has on the fridge. I reckon they are better under the fridge though. I also love to play with the garlic bulbs in the fruit bowl, the papery bits taste great and you can smash up the bulb and bat the little garlic mice all round the house, it’s great fun.
I have a sexy girlfriend in America, her name is Storm and she is soooooo beautiful. She’s got black and white fur, and she sends me awesome American cat treats and even her photo in a frame:
Oh, and Mum reminded me to tell you about the time I sat in a candle and set my tail on fire. I didn’t even notice, but mum freaked out and put it out with her bare hands! My mum is the best. Except she doesn’t give me enough tuna. Apart from that, she’s the best.
She wants the iPad back now- she doesn’t trust me not to flood her Instagram account with my selfies, but I mean really, who wouldn’t want to see hundreds of pics of me?